Pass out in shock
|The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his...
Letters from charities
|I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money.The other day,...
Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
A Guide to the Identification and Classification of North American Farts
A Guide to the Identification and Classification of North American FartsLearning- or better still,...
Why wasn’t Jesus born in West Virginia?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in West Virginia?Well God found plenty of guys who liked...
Zit?
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde’s butt?A: A brain tumor.
Why did the fly fly?
|Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied ‘er!
What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?
What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?Don’t you think were taking this...
How To Be A Man!
1. Don’t call, ever.2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and...
The programmer’s cheer
|Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!