Unpaid parking tickets
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Why do bankers make great lovers?
Why do bankers make great lovers? They know the penalty for early withdrawal.
I only ordered a double
|I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought...
You know why there is a string on a tampon?
You know why there’s a string on a tampon? So the crabs can bungee...
The way to a heart of a man
The way to a man’s heart is through his feet(but you need a long...
Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...
Short Father Christmas
|What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?Santa Clues!Father Christmas...
When I become old
|When I’m a little old lady, then I’ll live with my children and bring...
Samples Needed
My boyfriend said that for his physical, the doctor needed a urine specimen, a...