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A police detective was investigating a homicide. As he questioned the on-scene officer, he...
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Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation...
Mom took little johnny to the doctor…
Mom took little johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.Doc. said, how...
Spin doctors!
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It seems that Ken Starr is dropping all sexual allegations…
It seems that Ken Starr is dropping all sexual allegations against President Clinton. It...
Remember during wars
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Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter…
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