Types of computer viruses
|Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.Airline virus:...
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center…
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
Feel like a woman…
A man and a woman are in an elevator. All of a sudden the...
How do you make love to a fat girl?
How do you make love to a fat girl?Roll her in flour and go...
Musician jokes
|Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1...
Skydiving blind
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
Help me Doc!
Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy’s too big. So I’d like you...
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist…
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in...
Travel to Heaven
|This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in...