Sure signs it’s your last day at work.
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?”, you...
Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can’t Santa have children? He only comes once a year.
Sick and Pompous General
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...
A tall woman met a midget at a party…
A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three...
Child sent to bed
|A small boy is sent to bed by his father… “Da-ad…” “What?”...
Lost X Files Christmas episode
|Mulder: We’re too late. It’s already been here.Scully: Mulder, I hope you know what...
The results of statistics
|. Ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed2. All polar bears are left-handed3....
I Didn’t Even Know!
Three drunks were sitting at a bar. The first one said… “I went in...
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa.
Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana...