My Dog
Having a dog is great, it’s just the ‘dog people’ that freak me out....
Picking a punishment
This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him...
If the Franklin Mint ran Christmas…
|Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-crafted item from an authentic Civil War...
Sir!
|What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!
One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...
Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
|1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your...
What’s the definition of a real loser?
What’s the definition of a real loser?A guy who has a wet dream and...
yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Gay Men and A Baby
Two gay men were partners for life and finally decided they wanted a child...
Constipation Remedy
A Bama Graduate was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories.A week later...