Soybeans
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an...
Pretty Big
A Texan goes to Toronto for a vacation.There he grabs a cab at the...
Knock Knock Jokes 5
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aardvark! Aardvark who? Aardvark a hundred miles for one of...
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar…
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
Three blonds on death row
|Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a...
Obscene Phone Calls.
Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest...
The Wrong Way
As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
Stop the count!
A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
Teaching the child
|As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by...