A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy…
A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy in the...
Software development cycle
|1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are...
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and…
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon...
I didn’t get any money this time
|A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?Blowing bubbles.
He was de-lighted!
|What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!
Vocal jokes
|Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He...
Three guys were sitting in a bar talking…
Three guys were sitting in a bar talking.One was a Doctor, one was a...
What’s In a Name?
An actor auditioned for a part in a musical comedy many years ago. The...
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said…
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said “Please give me aprescription for the...