How many men?
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Soviet Physician
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On the high seas!
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...
men and beer bottles
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Gigolo
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One day in the Garden of Eden…
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
After years of psychotherapy…
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