Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
Politically Correct Santa
|’Twas the night before Christmas and Santa’s a wreck…How to live in a world...
Rotten Cherry
There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her...
The Truth
With all due respect, President Clinton was telling the truth when he said he...
LEARN YOUR LESSON
|When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she...
Airlines running operating systems
|Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating...
There was a costume party at a mental hospital…
There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party...
Misunderstood people
|1. They speak only the Greek language.2. They usually have long threatening names such...
Polak Meets Priest
A Polak saw a priest walking down the street. Noticing his collar, he stopped...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!