Automotive horror
|As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering,...
One plus one are two
|Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n – 2) = n(2n – 2)n(2n – 2)...
Battles on the sea
|The following is supposedly a true story relating to a United States shipping company.THE...
Human Resources Memo!
TO: All Employees FROM: Human ResourcesIt has been brought to management’s attention that some...
Having A Baby Is Like…
What a mother once told her teenage daughter about how it felt to have...
All Aboard
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his...
The Special Olympics
Q: What’s better than winning 4 gold medals at the special olympics?A: Not being...
Early withdrawals
The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When...
Who Enjoys Sex More?
A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument...
I have a keyboard error
|A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on...