A mother-daughter conversation
A mother and daughter are sitting down over afternoon tea. The mother wants to...
Would you please do me a favor?
|A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you...
What is grosser than gross?
Q: What is grosser than gross? A: Having a dream about chocolate pudding and...
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
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The computer user’s reboot poem
|Don’t you wish when life is badand things just don’t compute,That all we really...
How can you identify an blind pirate?
How can you identify an blind pirate?He’s the one with patches over both eyes.
Paddy
I knew this guy. He was a sound guy from Ireland.He spoke to me...
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?Cum on Eileen.
Jump out of the plane!
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...