The wrong definition
Way down in the deep south, in an area known as the ‘Bible Belt,’there...
Husband’s Midlife Crisis
Dave Barry on your husband’s midlife crisis:If your husband is exhibiting signs of a...
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with…
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with the light on,does a hard sleeper sleep...
The story of a very short man
|A man walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots.” Bartender...
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
Mothers taught us
|Things My Mother Taught MeMy Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing...
Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
Not A Pharmacist
Q: Why won’t they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription...
Painting in the nude.
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last...
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...