Emacs acronyms
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This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night…
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night he doesn’t know whatto do....
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
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|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What is the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?Wayne takes a shower after 3...
Two men and one woman
Long, but pretty good:On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of...
Blonde goes flying
|A blonde went to a flight school insisting that she wanted to learn to...
Why is it better?..
Did any of you other married guys out there ever wonder whether it’s better...
30 Ways to Annoy Someone.
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.2. In the memo field of all your checks,...