pretty little head
She has a pretty little head– for a head, it’s pretty little.
Saxophone jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: It’s all in...
Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh…
Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh, the dynamicyoung preacher raised himself to...
The Apple Corps!
|What is the maggot army called?The Apple Corps!
What’s a real mate?
Q: What’s a real mate?A: Someone who’ll go into town, get two head jobs...
Ten things to say about gifts you don’t like
|10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would’ve fit.9....
Washing the Dog!
Washing The DogA young boy, about eight years old, walks into the local grocery...
Yet another blonde joke…
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up?Shine a torch in her ear!
How to Hunt Elephants — Math style
How to Hunt Elephants — Math style Mathematicians hunt elephants by going to Africa,...
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? –...