In the closet.
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.
Definition of bad lover
Definition of bad lover:An earthquake occurs during sex. Afterwards he asks the woman if...
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
The amazing golf ball
|A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a...
The Math Test
The Math Test California officials have determined that students would probably do better with...
Flea jokes 01
|What is the most faithful insect?A flea, once they find someone they like they...
Sun Roofs
Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?A: More leg room.
You Know You’re In California When…
The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. You were born somewhere...
They sit eggsaminations!
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