Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill...
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait that long)2) Thou...
Awaken When Roomate Is Having Sex
Do Or Say If You Wake Up To Your Roommate Having Sex50. (the obvious)...
Courtroom ding-dongs!
*** Real courtroom transcipts…courtesy of real idiots. ***( Oops! My brain just hit a...
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?An Italian mother says,...
You Have VD
What’s worse than having your doctor tell you that you that you have a...
I can’t feel my legs!
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries...
Refrigerator Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?A: A refrigerator doesn’t...
Dentist
Then there?s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to...
Some useful bits of info!
Bits of information to help you through the day:If you yelled for 8 years,...