Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river…
There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river, when a lioncame...
Only Time
I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is...
what men hear when women speak
What a woman says: “This place is a mess C’mon, you and I need...
The computer prayer
|Our Morning Prayer . . .Our Hard Drive Which art internal Volume C by...
Frog meets a Psychic
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, “You are going tomeet a...
Crazy Nun
One day a little old nun was going 35 miles an hour down the...
Lawyer: Send Me
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, but...
There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks…
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?”After...