Man Is Like An Automobile
Man is like an automobile. As it gets older, the differential starts slipping, and...
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?Hugh Grant.
What’s that sound?
|A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of...
Girlfriend 1.0 software
|Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he...
I Want to Buy That
|A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can...
Go Softly
Here lies my wife in earthy mould; when she lived did naught but scold....
The Honeymoon’s Over!
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon.When they got back, the...
Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
Happy Thanksgiving
I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there,...
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork…
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork. Baby is crying...