Sad revelations
A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birdsand...
Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...
Food fight in a store
|In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend...
May I speak to the conductor
|A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that...
Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.
Gonna Get Lucky
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
yo mama so stupid
Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?
Q: What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a...
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room…
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room,what’s the first thing...
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement?
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? Dyslexics Untie!