Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...
Confusion about Y2K
|Dear Boss,I hope I haven’t misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none...
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age…
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age,rather curious. He...
Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?A:...
stop for a glow worm
|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!
A caring husband
A couple just moved into hotel. And the hotel clerk asks the man after...
Men and Situps
What is the best way to get a man to do sit-ups?Put the remote...
Unengaged Brain
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids...
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Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
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