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This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
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A doctor tells his patient -”I’ve got some good news and I’ve got some...
Betcha $500.00!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle’s...
The good, bad, and ugly!
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Some thoughts for today…
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed...
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I Blew Chunks
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Set up hidden cameras
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A horrible tragedy
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