Half Drunk
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On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
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Learn To Iron
Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to “iron,” then we coulddo...
The Hamster Show
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give...
The hooker and her gramma.
There was a hooker with a bunch of other hookers. The police came, and...
Abbott calling Costello
|Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX.Costello: What is the command that will...
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub…
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub.Suddenly...
Mailing list users changing light bulbs
|Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light...
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
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