The Shoplifter…
The Shoplifter…A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive...
What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?
What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?Don’t you think were taking this...
Witches Brew
What do you call 13 witches in a hot tub? A self cleaning coven!
Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters…
Q: Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex...
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
Diff Between Man and Childbirth
What is the difference between a man and childbirth?One can be terribly painful and...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Making Cakes
A little girl and her mother are walking through a park and see two...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...