Flies
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a...
If Microsoft built cars
|Top Ten ways things would be different if Microsoft built cars:1. A Particular model...
Screwy Date
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...
Newest ATM machines
|”The fees for withdrawing money from your ATM machines are expected to double, even...
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said…
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said “Please give me aprescription for the...
Fathers then & now
|Today is one of the first Father’s Days of our new millennium. Fathers of...
Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
Why do blondes like lightning?
Why do blondes like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture.
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!