Twas the night before crisis
|Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even...
Stick your tongue out…
Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done!...
Love stronger than death
The young widow was kneeling at her husband’s grave tending to the weeds, when...
The F Word
The FUCK word!Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the Englishlanguage...
To Be a Dog
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life:”When it all boils...
Bagpipe jokes
|Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q:...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
ADVICE FOR IDIOTS
|An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety...
You Might Be A College Student:
You Might Be A College Student:If you average 3 hours of sleep a nightIf...
Recipe for Banana Bread
Recipe for Banana Bread Ingredients: 2 Laughing Eyes 2 Loving Arms 2 Well Shaped...