Trouble with plane engines
|While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked out the...
What Kind of Doctor?
After making love, the woman said the man, “So, you’re a doctor?”"That’s right,” replied...
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together…
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel. When...
5 Questions that put FEAR into a Man!
The 5 questions most feared by men are:1…What are you thinking about?2…Do you love...
Who handles cases?
|Nugent needed legal advice, so he walked into the office of Gregory, Ellis and...
Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4...
Hilarious Humor
|”And how’s yer wife, Pat?” “Sure, she do be awful sick.” “Is ut dangerous...
Glazed
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...
Learning to Pick Up Toys
Dad: Look at this room. It’s a mess. When will our kids start picking...
OLD NEVER DIES 13
|OLD POSTAL CARRIERS never die, they just lose their zipOLD PRINTERS never die, they’re...