OLD NEVER DIES 9
|OLD MUSICIANS never die, they just get played outOLD MUSICIANS never die, they just...
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you...
The Australian way
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest...
Van and the Queen
Van der Merwe is invited to have lunch with the Queen. While sitting at...
A Fish Story!
One day a nun was fishing and caught a huge, strange looking fish.A man...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
Purchasing the shoes
|A shoeseller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what size...
Do you like my new jacket?
Do you like my new jacket?It’s great. Shame your body doesn’t suit it, though.
How do you make a dead baby float?
How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one...
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from his girlfriend at Oxford?
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from hisgirlfriend at Oxford?I...