Anniversary Flowers
A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning. The clerk was...
Laws of Household Physics
Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as...
Where does Peter Pan eat?
Where does Peter Pan eat?Wendy’s
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day…
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day. For some reasonthe mother was unusually...
Which drummer?
|There’s a five pound note on the floor. Of a thrash guitarist, a drummer...
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead…
Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead, his act is still 150% moreentertaining...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in Spring training.