Sleep late!
|What is the best advice to give to worm?Sleep late!
Valentine’s Cards
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
No Arms Nor Legs
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A:...
Marriage Quotes 3
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
Playing music
|Last summer, the local orchestra decided to play Beethoven’s 9th symphony.However, it being quite...
Do you smoke after sex?
Boyfriend: Do you smoke after sex?Girlfriend: Dunno, I’ve never looked
King of the Jungle
Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk,...
Sunday School
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through...
Biting Nails
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...
insults part 2
He’s so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He’s never slept...