Top Twenty Oxymorons
Top Twenty Countdown of the Best Oxymorons…#20 Found missing #19 Resident alien #18 Airline...
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn’t have to go...
Holiday Banana Bread
Holiday Banana Bread:Ingredients: 2 laughing eyes, 2 loving arms, 2 well shaped legs, 2...
Having A Baby Is Like…
What a mother once told her teenage daughter about how it felt to have...
Phone For Texas Aggie
Soon after the Texas Aggie clocked in for work, the foreman called him over...
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal…
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal and brought her to the...
Pass out in shock
|The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his...
A Wish Comes True
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as...
The Cowboy Code
THE COWBOY CODE1. A cowboy removes his hat when entering the presence of a...
Refrigerate elephants
|Analysis:1. Differentiate it and put into the refrig. Then integrate it in the refrig.2....