Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
Come In
A Jehovah’s Witness knocked on the front door of a home, and heard a...
Pre-Nuptial Agreements
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch...
Soft and Hard
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a...
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay…
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay looking out over the harbour. One...
Fruit joke!
What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive...
The Shopping Criminal
|It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school…
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.After fifteen minutes speaking he...
Lawyers are greedy
|A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along...