Oh the Internet is slow
|The Net is SlowOh, the network outside is frightful,But on campus, it’s so delightful,Our...
Yo mama is so short
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can...
Laugh twice
Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row?...
Soft and Hard
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a...
Without a Christmas bonus
|Ten signs you’re not getting a christmas bonus10. Co-workers refer to you as “the...
The stir of the town!
It was the stir of the town when an 80 year old man married...
What’s sillier
John : I don’t know what to buy – a cow or a bicycle.Peter...
Knock Knock Jokes 16
Knock Knock Who’s there? Almond! Almond who? Almond the side of the law! Knock...
The first engineer calls out to the other…
The first engineer calls out to the other, “Hey–Nice bike! Where did you get...
Turned Into a Mom When…
|You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as...