Those raccoons are not luggage
|As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so...
Ed Zachary Disease
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a...
Six Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life
THE DOCTOR because he says “Take your clothes off.”THE DENTIST because he says “Open...
Actual stupid questions asked
|The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real...
Rating your Christmas parties
|If you threw a party, the worst thing you could have done was throw...
Mommy Dearest!
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a...
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf…
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf.But he couldn’t, since it was...
Monahan stumbled into a saloon
|Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. “Say,” he said to the bartender, “how...
Three Irish women were discussing their respective mates…
Could this herald the return of our resident wise man, Cunning Lin Gus?Three Irish...
Three is equal to four
|Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a – 3a +...