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Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
make a glow worm happy
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The technical geek test
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Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
Why David Killed Goliath
Do you know why David killed Goliath and then decapitated him? He wanted to...
Things Adults Learn From Kids:
There is no such thing as child-proofing your house. If you spray hair spray...
Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with…
Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with Prince Charles? It...
There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari…
There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari F-50...
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...