A delicacy
An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day of sightseeing....
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Sunday School
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through...
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
Mom would never say
|Things Mom Would Never Say”How on earth can you see the TV sitting so...
A few lil’ insults to remember.
You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down...
Light Bulb Jokes Galore!
Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?...
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?Self-employed
IDEAL DATE
Age IDEAL DATE 17 He offers to pay 25 He pays 35 He cooks...
Musician jokes
|Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1...