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Four is equal to five
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What did cinderella do when she got to the ball?
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Good fortune
A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG...
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A bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head. The bar...
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car?
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