How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.
Never Forget
There are three things a man over 40 should never forget:Never pass up the...
Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...
Three Nuns
Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June. The first nun said, “I...
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...
More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they...
How old are you?
|A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on...
Great roof
A rather well proportioned young lady, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing...