No Peer Pressure
|A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: “And what do you think is...
Top Things You Don’t Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System
|1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take...
So the elephant says to the naked man…
So the elephant says to the naked man . . .”You breathe through that...
Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
Dallas Cowboy put-downs galore!
Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Playoffs?...
Daylight Savings Time Reform
Immodest Proposal #1: Daylight Savings Time Reform Richard S. Holmes, RICH@suhep.phy.syr.edu It happens every...
You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant…
You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant. Guess...
Two babies
A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a...
Hard Transplant
A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop…
Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop, barbequeing a chicken on a...