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Pillsbury Doughboy Dead at 71!
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Three women nicknaming their husbands.
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Driving home very drunk
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Classic Oxymoron
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~*How to make a Blonde Laugh*~
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Doctor: I have some good news and I have some bad news, which shall...
Blonde in the Library.
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