Words of Wisdom!
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. * A...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down the trailall day. When they...
Laughing gas in balloons
|At a friend’s wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons–all filled with...
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb:If it has tires or testicles, you’re going to have...
What is the smartest blonde?
What is the smartest blonde?A golden retriever
Chemical Properties of Woman
Element: WomanSymbol: WoAtomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.Discoverer: AdamOccurrence: Copious...
Polish Groom Is:
Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?A: He’s...
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night…
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when arobber with a...
Famous people
Eugene d’Albert (noted German composer) was married six times. At an evening reception which...
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car…
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car.Glancing at the car, he was astounded...