Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still…
Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out...
She is angry at you
|Worried because they hadn’t heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring...
How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? (The long ladies version)
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
Toooooo Cute!
A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a new litter of kittens....
Rein Him In
The newlywed couple asked the hotel desk clerk for a room and told him...
Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to…
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he hasto take a shit...
If Cray ran Christmas…
|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any...