The Wrong Way
As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
Cross mouse cards!
|What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!
Employer Quotes
Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
BMW thinks of everything
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol...
Oboe jokes
|Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot four of them.Q: What...
On their honeymoon night…
On their honeymoon night, the burly groom took off his pants and asked his...
60 mintues
Yo momma id so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!
A mammoth!
|What’s the biggest moth in the world?A mammoth!
The Twelve Bugs of Christmas
|For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to meSee if they can...
Why is the section of body between a womans…
Q. Why is the section of body between a womans breasts and her croutch...