Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together…
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel. When...
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time…
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time, and they weregreeted...
Trouble with plane engines
|While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked out the...
Super models
Over drinks one evening two gentleman were having a discussion about the charms, or...
So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...
A real bastard
A little boy is standing at the side of a river, weeping.His tears are...
Short legged…
What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?IleneWhat do...
Wife-taming method
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to theother and...