A WOMANS SCHEDULE
A WOMAN’S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5....
The Beer Prayer
|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in...
Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
Sick of the Holidays
|Signs You’re Sick of the Holidays8. You’ve got red and green bags under your...
Bad Motel
1.The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow...
Xtremely Rude! (Adults Only)
Q: What’s so good about an Ethiopian blowjob? A: You know she’ll swallow.Q: Why...
New Yorkers arrived
One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street...
Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop…
Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop, barbequeing a chicken on a...
Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex…
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex with a dead woman. “How...