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Is Windows a Virus
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Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.
Men And Ceramic Tiles
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10 Things Not to say on your Anniversary
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What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
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The most painful part
A group of guys and one girl are sitting together at a ball game....
Purchasing furniture
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