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To Be a Dog
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life:”When it all boils...
You Know You’re in New York City When…
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Don’t Be Sexist!
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Paddy long legs!
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A blind guy goes into a whore house…
A blind guy goes into a whore house. A girl takes him upstairs and...
Log negative one zero
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Corporate Christmas
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What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?
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What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
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