Real news headlines 13
Here are a few genuine news bloopers gleaned from American newspapers. These were taken...
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?
Q: Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?A: It’s harder to pick up.
Wisdom Quotes
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried. Mae...
How To Give Your Cat a Pill
How To Give Your Cat a Pill 1. Grasp cat firmly in your arms....
Some possible computer bumper stickers
|1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in...
blonde kidnap
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:IndubitablyInnovativePreliminaryProliferationCinnamonTHINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO...
How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?
How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?She hikes up her...
Taste It
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father’s...