Trust
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial –it went...
Did you hear about the welfare doll?
Did you hear about the welfare doll?You wind it up and it doesn’t work.
What does a camera and a condom have in common?
What does a camera and a condom have in common?They both capture that magic...
Psych 101
A professor of a Freshman Psychology course had a class of 400 students. His...
Suppository In Her Ear
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling...
Jack and the Beanstalk
Jack was walking around when he noticed a ladder that went up into the...
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!