Thoughts and quotes
|The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson.——————————————————————————–Working...
You might be a redneck if…deer head
Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.
How To Catch A Polar Bear
How do you catch a polar bear?You dig a hole in the ice and...
Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...
The Chinese Pay Off Their Debts
|Jones: “The chinese make it an invariable rule to settle all their debts on...
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
A guy was sitting in a bar when a stranger…
A guy was sitting in a bar when a strangerwalked up to him and...
Microsoft 2000
Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system “Windows...
Stop redundancy
|The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided...
The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.