Worst Analagies Written By High Schoolers
Worst Analagies Written By High SchoolersHe spoke with the wisdom that can only come...
A nun is walking down a deserted road when…
A nun is walking down a deserted road when a man grabs her and...
Poor Turkey!
When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom...
My wife converted me to religion…
Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I...
Quickie
You know you’ve been married too long when a “Quickie” before dinner now means...
The snoring stopper!
A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can’t...
Your New Year Resolution
|Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year and yet you...
The Shoplifter…
The Shoplifter…A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive...
Nun on the Bus
A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman...
Bad Motel
1.The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow...