The Borg versus Microsoft
|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a...
Old maid’s burglar
|A story I’ll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened...
Big Red Truck
There was a blonde whose house was on fire. She called the fire department...
I did all of that?
|After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse...
Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
What do people do for fun on Halloween?
What do people do for fun on Halloween? They monsterbate
The Office Christmas Party
What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the...
Billy Gates writes to Santa
|Dear Santa,How are you doing? I hope you’ve had a successful year and have...
The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
This wife is too jealous
|There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one...